A blonde gets on an aircraft, and plops herself in the first seat in First Class. The flight attendant asks to see her ticket, which the blonde hands over. “I’m sorry ma’am, but you’re going to have to move back to coach, this is the first class area of the aircraft, and your ticket is for coach”.
To which the blonde replies, “I’m blonde, and I’m beautiful, and I’m going to New York First Class, because I deserve it!!!!”. She refuses to budge.
The flight attendant gets the senior flight attendant, and explains the situation. The Sr. flight attendant goes over to the blonde, and patiently explains the ins and outs of first class versus coach, ticket prices, etc., and instructs the blonde to gather her belongings and go back to coach. To which the blonde replies, “I’m blonde, and I’m beautiful, and I’m going to New York First Class, because I deserve it!!!!”, and defiantly refuses to move.
Not sure what move to make next, the senior flight attendant knocks on the cockpit door, explains the situation and informs the Captain that there’s a dumb blonde in First Class who won’t go sit where she belongs. To which the Captain replies “No problem, I’ve got it”.
He leaves the cockpit, calmly walks over to the blonde, leans over, and whispers in her ear. She jumps up like a bat out of hell, grabs all of her stuff, and runs back to coach. The Captain walks back over to the flight attendants, who are standing there in awe.
“What on earth did you say to her, Captain, to get her to move like that?”.
“Easy”, he said, “I told her First Class wasn’t going to New York!”.
~ Blonde Gator
(all blonde jokes gratefully accepted here).