Girls Day Out

January 21st, 2012

Mom & I went to the Fort Lauderdale Orchid Society’s annual show at the War Memorial Auditorium yesterday.  It was beautiful.

We came home with three new orchids, two compact catts (one of which is in bud, so no pictures yet), and a beautiful species, Rhyncostylis gigantea.   A couple of quick shots of them this morning, not yet taken out of their shipping materials….yet!  Much work to do on the patio today.

LC Gold Digger ~ I've Wanted One of These for 15 Years

Rhyncostylis gigantea ~ Smells Like a Citrus Grape

I’ll post a picture of our third purchase when it opens in the next week or two.  Enjoy!

~ Blonde Gator

Jobs, Jobs, Jobs, Jobs!

January 18th, 2012

Our lazy President just killed the Keystone Pipeline project.  Color me disgusted.  Every single thing this President does further destroys this economy.  Thank you ever so much, Barack, for sending these 20,000 immediate jobs to China, and the estimated 250,000 jobs by 2015 overseas as well.  Idiot.

Here are the Wishes, Where are the Unicorns? ~ h/t Bob Keyser

That’s quite a “Jobs Plan”, isn’t it?

~ Blonde Gator

 

 

Fine Dining Whilst Economizing (with Left-Overs)

January 11th, 2012

Beef Barley Soup

Recipe here.

Bon Appetit!

~ Blonde Gator

This is Just Too Good

January 11th, 2012

With apologies to my LSU friends, this is just too good to pass up.

It Happens to the Best of Us

 

LSUFreek should be named a national treasure.

~ Blonde Gator

Fancy That

January 10th, 2012

Blonde Mom and I have long been fans of hybridized hibiscus….so last Mother’s Day, I took her over to a local grower, the fabulous Winn at Fancy Hibiscus (he does mail order too), and bought her a beautiful plant.  I also had to buy one for myself, which is making a show of itself out on the patio today.  This was the only one of this plant that he had (but he took a cutting so he could continue to propagate it):

Heat Wave

Enjoy!  We surely are.

~ Blonde Gator

Never Doubt The Tebow ~ Part Trois

January 9th, 2012

I knew early in the 3rd quarter of last night’s Denver/Pittsburgh game that Timmy had decided that the Broncos WERE going to win.  He just had that Tebow “look” that all Gators know so well.

This Face = The Game is Won, Forget The Clock, No Worries

Check out some of the (former) Gator tweets:

Emmitt Smith (@emmittsmith22): Congrats to Tebow and the Broncos on a big WIN. If you believe you can Achieve. Go Gators

Noah Brindise (@NoahBrindise): Timmy T…never ceases to amaze. Well played young man. Love watching you prove em wrong…again.

Alex Brown (@alexbrow96): And TEBOW MANIA CONTINUES!!!!!

Fred Taylor (@FredTaylorMade): I SAID IT’S GREAT TO BE A #FLORIDAGATOR

Brandon Spikes (@bspikes55): #Tebow4President Nuff said !!! @SportsCenter #gogators#GatorNation #Good4U #PoWwWwWw!

Carlos Dunlap (@Carlos_Dunlap): Wow…

Justin Trattou (@Justin_Trattou): Tim Tebow!!!! Hahahah. Killin it #GATORS

Ahmad Black (@ahmadblack35): Omg HE WALKS ON WATER!!!!!!!

And the absolute icing on the cake…..from a NOLE:

Deion Sanders (@DeionSanders): Teeeeee-eeeee-bow-oooooooh-o? Lol y’all confuse analyzing a game with hate. Wake up baby

It doesn’t get any better than that.  GO GATORS!!!!!!!!!

~ Blonde Gator

And for the Tebow Haters out there….even Hitler is coming around:

Mole Negro de Oaxaca

January 7th, 2012

Ready to Eat (Finally!)

My foodie pal Shanon & I decided we wanted to cook black mole, a complicated specialty dish from Oaxaca, Mexico.  Surprisingly, we had about 2/3 of the 30 or so ingredients in our combined pantries.

So we cooked for two days(!) and had Friday Night Chowdown Part Troix last night.  Here’s the recipe, and photos of many of the steps to create mole (I think there are 27 pictures, which is why we cooked for two days).

Bon Appetit!

~ Blonde Gator

Santa Was Very Good To Me

December 26th, 2011

Santa (a.k.a. Mom) brought me a couple of beautiful orchids, which are now home on the patio:

Paph. Hilo Jewel #4 x Paph fairrieanum 'Green Horn'

Unnamed Vanda (obviously a coerulea cross of some sort)

Close Up of the Vanda

My friend Reba sent me her leftover Heirloom Tomato seeds, four different kinds of Cherry Tomatoes:  Black, Candy Striped, Sunburst, and Reibenstraub (old German reds)…which I started (late this year) in early November.

The Iguana Man made me four psuedo Earth Boxes, out of instructions found on the internet.  The boxes are a closed system, watered into the bottom of the box where there is a reservoir, which wicks up into the pre-fertilized soil.  Weedless, low water, and no maintenance as weeds can’t penetrate the soil covering.  Easy peasy!!!

Iguana Man's Earth Boxes (With My Clever Trellis Thingy)

As you can see from the picture, the tomatoes are thriving, they seem to almost grow as I look at them.  I placed them on the south side of my slat house, so they’d catch all of the good mid-day sun, and also for ease of making a trellis.  I fashioned mine out of bamboo, and hung it from the slat house (everything I read on the internet indicated that the most difficult part of growing in Earth Box type containers was the staking of the plants).

I was so encouraged with this method of growing that Iguana Man is now making me a 4′ x 4′ above ground grow box, as I ordered some San Marzano tomato seeds (which are about 8″ tall now), and I also want to plant some Romas, as well as some big eating tomatoes, maybe Better Boys.  They will be late, of course, but I should be able to grow them and reap a great crop through May or so, before it becomes too hot.

I’m going to try growing peppers in the Earth Boxes this spring after the tomatoes are done.  I’ve never had luck with peppers of any sort (nematodes and too much/too little water, I think), so this will be an interesting experiment.  So far, though, I’d have to say I recommend the Earth Boxes highly (and you can make your own for about $20 instead of buying them for too much $$$ ~ check out YouTube).

Happy Gardening!

~ Blonde Gator

Never Doubt The Tebow ~ Part Deux

December 13th, 2011

To the Tim Tebow naysayers, all I have to say is this:

Enjoy!

~ Blonde Gator

Best Blonde Joke Ever?

November 30th, 2011

A blonde gets on an aircraft, and plops herself in the first seat in First Class. The flight attendant asks to see her ticket, which the blonde hands over. “I’m sorry ma’am, but you’re going to have to move back to coach, this is the first class area of the aircraft, and your ticket is for coach”.

To which the blonde replies, “I’m blonde, and I’m beautiful, and I’m going to New York First Class, because I deserve it!!!!”. She refuses to budge.

The flight attendant gets the senior flight attendant, and explains the situation. The Sr. flight attendant goes over to the blonde, and patiently explains the ins and outs of first class versus coach, ticket prices, etc., and instructs the blonde to gather her belongings and go back to coach. To which the blonde replies, “I’m blonde, and I’m beautiful, and I’m going to New York First Class, because I deserve it!!!!”, and defiantly refuses to move.

Not sure what move to make next, the senior flight attendant knocks on the cockpit door, explains the situation and informs the Captain that there’s a dumb blonde in First Class who won’t go sit where she belongs.  To which the Captain replies “No problem, I’ve got it”.

He leaves the cockpit, calmly walks over to the blonde, leans over, and whispers in her ear.  She jumps up like a bat out of hell, grabs all of her stuff, and runs back to coach.  The Captain walks back over to the flight attendants, who are standing there in awe.

“What on earth did you say to her, Captain, to get her to move like that?”.

“Easy”, he said, “I told her First Class wasn’t going to New York!”.

~ Blonde Gator

(all blonde jokes gratefully accepted here).