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OMG! Say What?

Tuesday, November 15th, 2016

It just makes me smile to think of all of the Democrat pundits six months ago, exulting at the prospect of a “civil war” within the Republican party, and yammering on incessantly about what “we” should do. As If.

Because of course, when I have an adversary, the first thing I always do is to contact his or her cohorts for advice. Seriously, how dumb is that?

And now, here are these spectacularly myopic prognosticators, gnashing their teeth and pulling their hair, wondering how they could have been handed such a stunning electoral defeat!?!

The Democrats didn’t win the White House, they didn’t win the Senate, they failed to pick up hardly any seats in the House, they lost governorships, and we are one red-state legislature away from a bullet proof majority to pass a Constitutional Amendment, or four! The Democrats had to fire their National Chair in the middle of their convention, for rigging the primaries, and the interim Chair has been caught with her hand in the cookie jar, feeding debate questions to their candidate. Oh yes, their Candidate, a retread, criminal old hag who couldn’t come up with a campaign slogan that was even coherent. “I’m with Her” fell flat as a pancake, as did, come to think of it, their candidate….trying to climb into her Scooby Van. Hillary’s campaign (and WikiLeaks exposed its soft underbelly) was a complete fiasco, as of course, was Hillary. Too bad, so sad.

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AND there is one Donald J. Trump headed for the White House, who has promised to appoint strict constitutional jurists to the Supreme Court, and it looks as if he’ll have the opportunity to appoint at least two, if not more, justices.

The Democrats are in complete disarray, and are now screaming “How Did We Get Here?”  And the best answer they can come up with is “it’s James Comey’s fault.”

Say whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?

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The time to drain the fever swamp has begun, at long last.

~ Blonde Gator (with a h/t to matthewdean for kicking me in the butt and getting me blogging again.)

Nothing Else Needs to be Said

Tuesday, July 19th, 2016

Enough

Per KHOU, via Facebook.

~ Blonde Gator

94%

Friday, August 14th, 2015

That’s my degree of agreement with Marco Rubio’s positions.

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Which, of course, I already knew, but it was interesting to actually answer these questions and see exactly WHICH issues, and how important each issue was as a qualifier for me.

Try it yourself.

Let me know your results.

~ Blonde Gator

#RubioCrimeSpree

Friday, June 12th, 2015

You know you’re over the target when you start getting flack.  Twice this past week, the New York Times put out obvious hit pieces of oppo research, aimed at Marco Rubio, both of which backfired spectacularly.

Rubio's boatThe Twitterverse had a blast with #RubioCrimeSpree, gleefully mocking both the Old Ladies (the Gray one, as well as that other old hag who is breaking all kinds of traffic laws in her Scooby Van).

So Marco, when are you going to take me fishing on that great little boat?

~ Blonde Gator

Do You Miss Him Yet?

Saturday, May 16th, 2015

I do.

~ Blonde Gator

Foreign Policy

Thursday, May 14th, 2015

Enough of this “Leading from Behind” Nonsense….

~ Blonde Gator

Waiting for Deliverance

Wednesday, April 15th, 2015

Or perhaps, deliveries.  (Uber chile pepper shipment is arriving next week).

But first…..

Marco Rubio...Day 1 from the Freedom Tower

Marco Rubio…Day 1 from the Freedom Tower

It is time for new leadership, and a new Standard Bearer!  A younger leader.    And a leader who loves this country the way she deserves to be loved.  A leader who can inspire, the way Ronald Reagan could inspire.

I’m ready.  Are you?

~ Blonde Gator

Handy Reference Guide to Hillary Clinton’s Gaffes & Goofs

Wednesday, April 15th, 2015

Well, the old Handy Reference Guide to Obama’s Gaffes & Goofs list is still making the occasional appearance on the intertubes.  The last time I saw it, it was linked by Tom Blumer, most excellent business blogger, at his BizzyBlog.  Tom is also a Contributing Editor at NewsBusters.

I expressed trepidation (particularly at rehashing Hillz’s “old” gaffes), but Tom convinced me that it must be done…all of it!  And, inasmuch as there’s no time like the present, a mere three days after Her Heinous’s positively historic campaign roll-out (V.4.0), it’s time to get off the dime.  But I digress.  After a bit of discussion, I’ve decided to concentrate on the “Most Historic Campaign for the First Female (insert your own adjectives here) Preezy, Evah”…with a supplemental section for Broomstick One’s Classical Gas Gaffes.

As I said, there’s no time like the present, and after only three days into the most historic campaign, evah, the Gaffes/Goofs are already   ♫Rollin’, Rollin’, Rollin, on the Rivah♫   (okay, I’ll stop w/the music videos) but you must admit, music, and Rum, make the insanity a little easier to take.

OH JACKPOT!  We’re not even into Day 4 of the Most Historic Campaign for a Female Preezy, Evah….and we’ve already racked up Gaffe (or is this a lie?) #5!  (As the gaffes rack up, this gaffe’s position shall certainly change, just seek out “Lies About Grandparents” if you want to know which Lie/Gaffe is the Original #5).  It’s turning into a banner day….

HISTORIC FIRST FEMALE PREEZY EVAH GAFFES/GOOFS:

  1. All About Gender Pay Equality at the Clinton Foundation ~ Oops, NOT!!!
  2. Always About The Chillun ~ Let’s Kick Them Out of the Park
  3. Astroturfs Her Own Intimate “Meet the Voters One-on-One” Event
  4. Avoids Press Questions by Talking to Herself
  5. Barks Like a Dog
  6. Blew Off IT Security Training at State Department
  7. Botches Awkward Campaign Anniversary Video
  8. Brings Back the Twang for South Carolina Speech
  9. Brings Back the Twang for South Carolina ~ Redux
  10. Brings Back the Twang in Alabama ~ Part Trois
  11. Brings Back the Twang in Memphis ~ Part Quatre
  12. Brings Back the Twang in Iowa ~ Part Cinq
  13. Calls Bernie Sanders Supporters “Basement Dwellers”
  14. Calls Caitlyn Jenner’s “Girls” “Guys” Several Times
  15. Calls Trump Supporters a “Basket of Deplorables”
  16. Campaign Reboot #HOW MANY?
  17. Can you say “Misprision”?  I Knew You Could.  Misprision Defined
  18. Caught in ANOTHER lie 24 Hours Before the Iowa Primary
  19. Cites “Ideas from 5 Iowans I Just Met” (who were screened and pre-arranged for this “random” meeting)
  20. Claims Chelsea “The First One” to Say Zika A Serious Problem ~ h/t MnTo
  21. Compares Herself to Wonder Woman!!!
  22. Condemns “Scourge of Sexual Assaults”, as THE Former Manager of Bimbo Eruptions.  What is a Bimbo Eruption, You Ask?
  23. Confiscates Cell Phones & Cameras of Iowa Voters during “Meet the Candidate Event
  24. Constitution, Declaration of Independence ~ Whatevs!
  25. Corrals the Press Corps
  26. Corrals the Press ~ The Prequel
  27. Creepy, Paranoid Rules for “Every Day Americans” to Meet Hillz ~ h/t Bijou
  28. Dead Wrong (Again) ~ h/t Par for the Course
  29. Defends Obama’s “ISIS is JV” Comment
  30. “Don’t let anybody tell you that, you know, it’s corporations and businesses that create jobs.”
  31. Endless List of Reasons Why Hillary Lost the Election
  32. Flips on TPP ~ Was For it 45x Before She Was Against It
  33. Forgets Who She’s Campaigning For
  34. “Former Presidents Won’t Have to Declare Their Criminal History at the Very Start of the Hiring Process”
  35. Fought 80 Years AGAINST Children & Families ~ h/t Tom Blumer
  36. Free Speech for Me, but NOT for Thee ~ Video Removed, But on YouTube (for now)
  37. Friend of the Criminal Class ~ “Stop Mass Incarcerations”
  38. Hillz’s Campaign Pulls an Obama re: Flag Etiquette
  39. Hillz the Hipster ~ Bombs on Social Media Posting
  40. Hillz the Hipster ~ Stays at 5* Hipstoric Hotel in Davenport, IA ~ h/t rotolab
  41. Hispandering ~ Oops!! Backfires!
  42. Huma: “She’s Often Confused”
  43. “It Should be Disqualifying, in Iowa of all States, to Avoid Answering Questions” h/t Cajun2
  44. Keep Those Scummy Reporters AWAY from ME!
  45. Lies About Benghazi E-mails (Easy 2 Minute Recap)
  46. Lies About Grandparents’ Immigration History
  47. Lies About Gun Death Statistics
  48. Locks Students in Classrooms on Her Iowa “Listening Tour”
  49. Lost in North Carolina
  50. Lost in Translation
  51. Math is HARD!!!! ~ h/t Tom Blumer
  52. Meet the New {Sincere} Bitch, Same as the Old {Insincere} Bitch (from her very own book!)  Again
  53. Meet the New Bitch, Same as the Old Bitch…Part (um, A LOT!)
  54. Misleading Ad on Drug Prices ~ h/t Par
  55. Oops….Caught w/Pants on Fire Lying about E-mail Supoena
  56. Points to Snow in January as Proof of Climate Change ~ h/t Par
  57. Say WHAT? ~ Yoko Claims She had an Affair with Hillz ~ h/t Hugh
  58. Scooby Van Has a Bed, Taxpayer Funded, of Course!
  59. Statistics and Lies
  60. Stiffs the Working Stiffs at Chipotle on the First Day of her Campaign
  61. Sucks Up to Da Rev Al
  62. Swipepotamus
  63. Technical Genius ~ Wiped That Server, “Like with a Cloth?”
  64. Tells the Little People “Go to the End of the Line”
  65. The MOST Outrageous Lie
  66. Twelve Words You Sexists Can’t Use about Hillz, Dammit!
  67. Unlike the Rest of Us, Gets Taller With Age
  68. Very Fond of Potted Plants
  69. “We Didn’t Lose a Single Person” in Libya
  70. What Law?  Scooby Van Parked in a Handicap Spot
  71. What Law? ~ Part Deux  Scooby Van Speeds To Events w/o Lights or Sirens (in Inclement Weather)….Screw the Peons
  72. What Law? ~ Part Troix  Scooby Van Speeds Again ~ h/t succotash
  73. What Law? ~ Part Quatre ~ Scooby Van is STILL Speeding
  74. Who Are You Again?

 CLASSIC HILLZ GAFFES/GOOFS:

  1. Ah Don’t Feeeel in No Ways Tahhred
  2. Dead Broke (Bonus:  Diane is Drunk, Again!)
  3. Dodged Snipper Fire in Bosnia
  4. Duchess of Vulgarity
  5. Favorite Excuse, Evah.  Ditto
  6. Favorite Excuse, Evah. Double Ditto
  7. Favorite Excuse, Evah.  Rebooted October 2016
  8. Freakin’ Tech Wizard at Deleting Suspect E-Mails
  9. Inconvenient Truths & the Lies that Hide Them ~ h/t DeniseVB
  10. Lied About Chelsea’s Whereabouts on 9/11 ~ h/t MOTUS
  11. Lied About Her Own Location on 9/11
  12. Super Predators
  13. The REAL War on Women (and Children)
  14. Threw Mom Under the Bus for Hillz-Fabricated Edmund Hillary Lie
  15. Tried to Join the Marine Corps
  16. “We Must Empathize with Islamic Terrorists!”
  17. “We’re Going to Take Things Away From You on the Behalf of the Common Good”
  18. What Difference, at THIS Point, Does it Make?

Am I missing any Latest or Greatest Gaffes/Goofs?  No worries, it’s all good.

By all means, please lend me your help and support, by leaving your comment with a Hillary Gaffe/Goof.  And a round of applause for Tom Blumer, who merrily sent me on my way down this rabbit hole of insanity.

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~ Blonde Gator

 

 

A Reading Companion to the Obama Gaffe List

Wednesday, June 12th, 2013

And far, far longer than the original Handy Reference Guide to Obama’s Gaffes and Goofs.

Lies told by Obama.  (h/t upcountrywater).  All linked and pretty, it even has pictures!

And just because I like things to be neat, tidy, and COMPLETE, here are another two sources of Obama’s lies, courtesy of Lambchopstix (stratmant):

Bet you can’t scroll all the way to the end.

~ Blonde Gator

[Edited to add additional links]

Woo Hoo! We Did It (The Big 200)

Friday, October 19th, 2012

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

200 verified and linked Obama Gaffes.  Check out my Handy Reference Guide to Obama’s Gaffes and Goofs, which I started in July 2011 as a result of a random comment someone made on NewsBusters.

We all knew Obama had made sooooo many gaffes (most of which were mentioned only in conservative media and were never heard of again in the MsM), but after doing some searches around the intertubes, I found there was not one big, comprehensive list.  So….I started one.  And it grew.   And I got e-mails, private messages, comments, and posts on blogs with suggestions.   And it grew again and again….spreading to the point that I even got ripped off!

So to everyone who helped with suggestions and links, and to those who supported and jollied me through the little plagiarist episode, my sincerest thanks and gratitude.  I gave h/t’s for some of the gaffes/links, and if I missed you, I am sincerely sorry.  Some days I received “did you get THIS?” from several of my internet pals, and some days I received a boatload of suggestions (like yesterday at MOTUS, so a huge shout out to the FOM’s!), and some days I was just blonde and screwed it up.

Shall we start a pool on the official gaffe number at 12:01 a.m. ET on Election Day?

Cheers!

~ Blonde Gator

BONUS:  As I was looking for a celebratory visual, I found this…..which to me, is a fabulous metaphor for Obama’s Hope & Change…..in fact his whole record.  Such great expectations…..and such an epic FAIL.