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Thursday, July 21st, 2011


Interior Design?  New Arts & Crafts Project?  Kitty Playground?

Stay tuned.

~ Blonde Gator

<edit>  Well, I see none of the spammers have tried to answer the Question of the Day.  *cough cough* Bugger Off!

Here is the answer.

Handy Reference Guide to Obama’s Gaffes and Goofs

Wednesday, July 13th, 2011
  1. 10,000 People (A Whole Town!) Died in Kansas ~ Oops, Overstated by 9,988
  2. 30 Seconds of Pure Flopsweat Panic (h/t Iowahawk and motherbelt)
  3. Abandons Poles’ Missile Defense on 70th Anniversary of the Soviet Invasion of Poland
  4. Admits His Plan would Necessarily Cause Energy Prices to Skyrocket
  5. Ah-So!  Um, actually it’s “Oso”, as in the Spanish Word for “Bear
  6. Air Raiding Villages a la “Yankee Air Pirates”: Destroys Whole Afghan Villages!
  7. All Ass, No Class
  8. All My Friends In Chicago Were Jewish, Most Knowledgable Preezy Evah!! about Judaism ~ h/t almostacowboy @ NewsBusters
  9. Almost All of Our Allies “Punch Above Their Weight”!
  10. Amazed by Credit Card Machine
  11. America is one of the “Largest Muslim Countries in the World”
  12. Another Senior Moment
  13. Another Tax Payer Funded Earth Day Safari
  14. Armed Forces are “Fighting on MY Behalf”
  15. “ATMs Cause Unemployment”
  16. Automobile Expert ~ NOT!  (h/t CC)
  17. Azzsploding Hypocricy ~ “We Will Not Apologize” (h/t Weasel Zippers)
  18. Bad Timing, Per the Usual  (h/t Injainjuneers @ MOTUS)
  19. Bank Tellers are an Extinct Species
  20. Basketball Fan-And-Chief Congratulates Championship Team The “Miami Heats
  21. Bemoans the fact He’s NOT Emperor of the United States (h/t USMC8411)
  22. Blames Hugo Chavez’s Election on (ta da) BUSH!  Oops.
  23. Bloody Fingerprint Campaign Flag Quietly Removed
  24. Blows off the Salute To Heroes (MOH) Inaugural Ball
  25. Botched Toast ~ Babbles over “God Save The Queen”
  26. Bowls like a Special Olympian
  27. Bows to a Robot In Japan
  28. Bows to the Chicom President
  29. Bows to the Emperor of Japan
  30. Bows to the Mayor of Tampa
  31. Bows to the Palistinian Honor Guard ~ h/t MOTUS
  32. Bows to the President of Mexico (h/t Harrison J. Bounel @ Weasel Zippers)
  33. Bows to the Saudi King
  34. Breaches Military Protocol ~ Twice in One Week
  35. Bungles Jobs Numbers (h/t Bob Keyser)
  36. Bungles MOH Recipient
  37. Burns up 9,000 gallons of Jet Fuel on Earth Day
  38. Burns 9,000+ gallons of Jet Fuel on Earth Day, Again.  Hypocrite Much?
  39. Busted on the Lie about the Bust (of Sir Winston Churchill)
  40. Calls Afghan President by Predecessor’s Name ~ h/t Weasel Zippers via PatAZ
  41. Calls Paul Ryan “Jack Ryan”
  42. “Can’t Change Washington from the Inside
  43. Can’t Keep MOH Recipients Straight
  44. Can’t Remember His Own Wife’s Name
  45. Can’t Spell Ohio  (h/t BuzzFeed via Weasel Zippers)
  46. Can’t Spell Respect, Either
  47. Celebrates D-Day Fundraising (Not a Peep about D-Day for the 3rd Year in a Row).
  48. Celebrates the “Fifth of the Fourth”
  49. Channels Joe Biden ~ “Three Proud Words” (h/t Tugboat Phil)
  50. Claims to be the only President in History to Try to Eliminate Unnecessary Regulations
  51. Compares Himself to Washington, Lincoln, & FDR ~ oops!  At the end of “their” wars FDR & Lincoln had died in office, and Washington hadn’t yet been inaugurated.
  52. Confuses British Chancellor ‘George’ Osborne with R&B singer ‘Jeffrey’ Osborne ~ 3 Times!  (h/t Noel Sheppard)
  53. Confuses “his” Christianity for “his Muslim faith”
  54. Confuses Vulcan & Jedi Powers (h/t MOTUS)
  55. Congratulates the FBI’s First Hundred Days
  56. Constitutional Principles on Judiciary Written 20 Centuries Ago
  57. “Cops Acted Stupidly” (@ 1:30)
  58. Counts His Chickens
  59. Damn that Pesky George!!!
  60. Date Nights at a Quarter of a Million a Pop
  61. Did He REALLY just call Palin a “Pig”??????
  62. Disrespects the Flag and the National Anthem
  63. Disrespect ~ Part Deux
  64. Do As I Say, and Not As I do, When it Comes to the Dinner Tab (h/t strat).
  65. Do as I Say, and Not As I Do ~ Part Deux (h/t injainjuneers @ MOTUS)
  66. D’oh! We Only Have One Planet ~ h/t PatAZ
  67. Dr. Obama on the Causes of Autism
  68. Doesn’t Know How Old His Daughter Is
  69. Doesn’t Know the Difference Between Great Britain and England
  70. Economic Plan:  Buy a Thingamajig
  71. Economics 101 FAIL
  72. Economics 101 FAIL ~ Part Deux
  73. Egypt is Not an Ally, Nor an Enemy
  74. Europe is a (Developing) Country!!!! ~ h/t PatAZ
  75. Exaggerates about Military Small Unit Methods, Weapons, and Tactics in Afghanistan
  76. Expects to be President for “Eight to Ten Years”
  77. Explains Natural Gas Weapon to Use Against Russia.  Not.  h/t upc
  78. Faux White Sox Fan Can’t Name Favorite Players, Loves “Cominskey” Park
  79. “Fish Swim in the Middle of the Streets in Miami on a Sunny, Flooding Day” ~ Global News Conference
  80. Flip Flops Like John Kerry…Was For Gay Marriage in 1996h/t Tom Blumer’s blog
  81. Flip Flops Like John Kerry ~ Part Deux, within Four Hours
  82. Flippantly Answers the “When Does Life Begin” Question ~ Above His Pay Grade
  83. Flips Off Her Royal Clinton
  84. Flips Off John McCain
  85. Flubs Town Hall Host’s Name
  86. Flubs the Name of the City He’s In
  87. Flubs Yet Another Host’s Name
  88. Flunks History (h/t Injainjuneer @ MOTUS)
  89. Flunks Math
  90. Flunks Math Part Deux (h/t PatAZ at MOTUS)
  91. “Folks Faint All the Time at My Meetings” ~ Call the Paralegals! (h/t Par, Jules, ant & Ruk)
  92. Foot in Mouth Disease ~ “Polish Death Camps”
  93. Forgot to Duck ~ Too Busy Waving
  94. For the First Time Ever, We’ve Made Military Families and Veterans a Top Priority.  Oops, I Could Be Wrong About That (h/t cajun)
  95. Geographic Genius, NOT!  Hawaii is Now In Asia.  (note WH transcript from Hawaii, Obama thinks he’s “here in Asia”) para 13 from bottom
  96. Geographic Genius, NOT ~ Part Deux.  Nation of Georgia is now Russia.
  97. Geographic Genius, NOT!  Redux.  Kansas isn’t Texas, Barry.
  98. Geographic Genius, NOT!  Part Four.  Malvinas is not the Maldives, Barry.
  99. Geographic Genius, NOT!  Part Five.  Monroe OK was not Devastated by a Tornado (h/t miss911ninja @ NB)
  100. Geographic Genius, NOT!  Part Six.  Charlotte, Jacksonville & Savannah are NOT Gulf Ports.  (h/t Bob Keyser)
  101. Geographic Genius, NOT!  Part Seven.  Calls the DR the Dominican Republican.  (h/t Weasel Zippers via Cajun 2)
  102. Get Yer Keys On! 
  103. Gins up the Reason for his Birth In Selma (WOOT!…Jive Accent)  BONUS coverage.
  104. Give Us Your Pizza Money!!!!!
  105. Gives a Shout out to MOH who Isn’t
  106. Gives Congress a Honey-Do List
  107. Gives the Queen an iPod
  108. Gives Thoughtless Gifts to Brit PM Brown and his Children
  109. Goes All PC on Lady Liberty Poem
  110. Graceful as a Gazelle
  111. Gun Expert ~ NOT!!!!
  112. Had an Imaginary Assignment to the Senate Banking Committee
  113. Had an Uncle who Liberated Auschwitz
  114. Har, Har, Har, $800+ BN Wasn’t As Shovel Ready as We Thought ~ Hilarious!!!!!
  115. Has Visited 57 States
  116. Harvard Degree ~ Mechanical Engineering?  No, Definitely NOT!
  117. Hates Old People
  118. Hypocrisy 101 ~ Slams Private Schools & Clubs, Graduated From 3 of Them, Sends Kids to Another, and Plays Golf There as Well
  119. How to Keep All Those Wars Straight?
  120. “Hows it Going, Sunshine?” ~ in Sunrise, Florida
  121. Identifies a Whole New State (Eau Claire)
  122. If I Can’t Dazzle Them With Brilliance, I’ll Baffle ’em With BS
  123. If Asking A Billionaire to Pay the Same Tax Rate as a Jew ~ Anti Semitic?  (Shrink friend calls it the Amytal Interview)
  124. I’m Just Freakin’ Perfect Every Day, In Every Way.  If You Don’t Believe it, ASK ME!!!!   (a) through (m)
  125. Inappropriate “Shout-Out” Before Addressing Fort Hood Shooting (linked video removed but another is HERE).
  126. In Baton Rouge, “Thank You, New Orleans!”
  127. Inflate Your Tires to Cure ALL Our Energy Woes
  128. Inserts Himself into Presidential Biographies
  129. Inhaled Frequently.  That was the Point
  130. Israel vs. Palestine = U.S. vs. Canada ~ What. Evs!!!
  131. Insults French President Sarkozy ~ “Hope Your New Kid Isn’t Ugly Like You”
  132. Insults the Poles, Again
  133. Introduces Joe Biden as Next President
  134. Israel is a Strong Friend of Israel’s ~ Whilst being Perfectly Clear
  135. Israel’s Concern over Iranian Nuclear Capabilities is “Noise”
  136. Is the Al Gore of Health Care ~ h/t Lili
  137. It’s Boca Raton (rah-tone), not “Boca” or “Boca Rat-ton”
  138. Jesus is “a Son of God”, Such an Odd Thing for a Christian to Say
  139. Jesus Must Be Covered Up, Such an Odd Thing for a Christian to Do
  140. Knifes our Ally Great Britain, Again ~ This Time it’s Over The Falklands
  141. Late Again
  142. Late, Very Very Late, to his Own Fundraiser (Yet Again)
  143. Makes a Nasty Joke about Nancy Reagan and Seances
  144. Makes Fun of Jessica Simpson’s Weight (search transcript on Jessica).
  145. Math is Hard, Very Hard (h/t Par)
  146. Medical Genius (Off Prompter)
  147. Mentions His Sons, Multiple Times (h/t Injainjuneer @ MOTUS)
  148. Mistakes a Window for a Door
  149. Mocks Freshman Democrat ~ What a Jerk!
  150. Mocks GOP Predecessor as a Technophobe ~ Oops, an Oft-Told Lie
  151. Mocks Joe the Plumber
  152. More Botched History ~ Emperor Hirohito Surrendered to MacArthur (h/t Greg)
  153. “My Word is Law”, Uh…No!  (h/t Par for the Course)
  154. Narcissist Much? Memorializes Neil Armstrong ~ By Posting a Picture of Himself using a Stock Photo  The Moon was Half Full Saturday Evening
  155. Navy Corpse Man
  156. Never Makes the Same Mistake Twice
  157. Oaf of Office
  158. Ogles La Derriere Like a Frenchman
  159. Oh Wait…Robots Create Jobs with Unions (@ 1:35)
  160. Omits God from Thanksgiving Day Address (Lucky Lady Apparently Blesses The Won’s House)
  161. Oops! Dunno How That Visa Waiver Program Works.
  162. Oops!  Forgot the Wife Prop
  163. Oops!  Ranks His Dog Bo Before His Mother-In Law
  164. Oops!  Cites the Wrong National Motto (h/t Greg, see BG comments)
  165. Panders to Hispanics…Rewrites History Again
  166. Pesky Infrastructure Terms Like “Intercontinental” Trip Him Up
  167. Pitches Like a Girl Whilst Wearing Mom Jeans….Wheeeee!!!!!
  168. Prancercize Gone Bad
  169. Proclaims Himself Commander AND Chief
  170. Promotes Canada’s Prime Minister to a President
  171. Quotes Founding Father Jane Madison
  172. Refused to Visit the Troops Because No Media Was Allowed
  173. Rehearsed Spontaneity – Biggest Phoney Evah!
  174. Rehearsed Spontaneity – Part Deux  BONUS:  Mrs. Peperium Has the Vid!!
  175. Renamed Chair of Democratic Governors
  176. Reporters with Foreign Policy Questions are SOOO Annoying!
  177. Says ’14 Winter Olympians Should be Judged on the Track, in the Swimming Pool, & on the Balance Beam ~ HT/MOTUS
  178. Says Holder’s Wife is an “Obi Gynee” ~ h/t PatAZ
  179. Say What?  Obama:  Problem is, We’re Producing TOO MUCH OIL AND GAS!
  180. Scares the Crap out of New Yorkers
  181. Scares a Marine Guard by Shaking His Hand
  182. Screw Our Allies ~ I’m going with Hugo and Ortega on This One
  183. Second Verse ~ Same as the First (or Barack the Parrot)
  184. Second Verse ~ Same as the First (or Barack the Parrot) ~ Part Deux
  185. Seeks Greater Inefficiencies in the Health Care System via Obamacare
  186. Sees Dead People
  187. Sends Form Letters of Condolence Signed By Electric Pen to SEaL Families
  188. Serves Up Planted Vets at “Unscheduled” Diner Lunch
  189. Shankopotomus (watch the Crackberry go flying)
  190. Shankopotomus Part Deux….What’s that Called in Basketball?
  191. Shankopotomus Part Trois…2 out of 22 kinda SUX!
  192. Shankopotomus Part Quatre….0 for 4 SUX, Too  h/t succotash
  193. Shuns 20th Century Freedom Fighter Lech Walesa
  194. Signs the Wrong Year in Guest Book at Westminster Abbey
  195. Smartest Man in the World Can’t Pronounce “Napoli” ~ h/t MB
  196. Smartest Man in the World can’t Pronounce “Ebola” ~ h/t Cajun_2
  197. Sneezes While Defending ObamaCare ~ Blames Republicans
  198. Snubs Brits by Returning the Bust of Winston Churchill
  199. Someone Waging a KMA can’t Spell “Libya” (h/t our own Warner Todd Houston)
  200. Speaks in “Shorthand” about the Supremes & Judicial Review
  201. Speaks of His Presidency in the Past Tense
  202. Staff Incompetence ~ Obama’s Limo Gets Stuck
  203. Staff Incompetence Part Deux ~ Obama’s Ignorance of Geography is Apparently Virulent
  204. Staff Incompetence Part Trois ~ Eliminates the Coal Industry Entirely (h/t and huge thanks to MOTUS for the assist)
  205. Staff Incompetence Part Quatre ~ Can’t Spell Israel and Breaks IRS Fundraising Rules
  206. Staff Incompetence Part Cinq ~ Iowa Photo Ops Mega Backfire (h/t IJJ @ MOTUS)
  207. Staff Incompetence Part Six ~ More Geographic Ignorance, Erases Jerusalem and Biblical Territories
  208. Staff Incompetence Part Sept ~ The Limo is Upd’d AGAIN!!!!
  209. Sticks it to Israel
  210. Sticks it to Israel and Netanyahu by Pre-empting Bibi’s Speech to Congress Within Hours of Bibi’s Departure to the US
  211. Stiffs a BBQ Restaurant for Lunch Tab
  212. Still Lying About Mommie’s Health Insurance “Problems”
  213. SSDY ~ Another Earthday Carbonpalooza
  214. Tackier than Wet Paint
  215. Tells REALLY Flat Jokes
  216. The Bomb that fell on Pearl Harbor
  217. The Buck Stops Here.  No Wait…Over There on George Bush’s Desk
  218. The Middle East is Obviously an Issue That Has Plagued the Region for Centuries
  219. The REAL Meaning of Christmas ~ Loving Tiny Trees
  220. The Time has Changed for Come
  221. The Twoosh Master (h/t stratman)
  222. Thinks “E Pluribus Unum” is the Official National Motto
  223. Thinks George Washington Actually lived in the White House ~ h/t Tom Blumer
  224. Thinks “Talking Heads” are on RADIO! ~ h/t The Vet
  225. Thinks the White House is HIS House
  226. Thinks “Victory” is a 4 Letter Word
  227. Thinks Austrian is a Language
  228. Thinks Biden is HAWT!
  229. Thinks Europe is a Country
  230. Thinks Putin Headed the KGB.  NOT! h/t Scott Whitlock @ NB)
  231. Thinks Speaking a Foreign Language is a Super-Power (h/t IJJ @ MOTUS)
  232. Throws Out the Honored Guest with the Trash
  233. Two Words to Define Campain 2012?  ~ “Our Vision For The Future.  That’s three words.  Four.” (last 2 paras).
  234. “United States is 200 – ERR, 50 Years Old”
  235. Wants to Halt the Rise of Privacy
  236. Wants Wind Turbines Manufactured “Here In China”
  237. Was an Early Participant in the War on Women ~ and Never Apologized
  238. Waves Like Alfred E. Neuman (h/t El Rushbo)
  239. Waves Again ~ Speak to the Hand Part Deux
  240. Waves Yet AGAIN ~ Speak to the Hand Part Trois
  241. Waves Yet AGAIN AGAIN ~ Speak to the Hand Part Quatre  h/t Lili48 @ MOTUS
  242. We are the Ones We’ve Been Waiting For
  243. We Can’t Balance The Budget…w/o Tax Increases  ~  Um, Bernanke Disagrees
  244. “We never need an excuse for a good party.” ~ Now Let’s Fire this Baby Up!  (Obama Prematurely Celebrates Hanukkha)
  245. “We’re Speeding Up the Training of ISIL Forces”
  246. “We’re the Largest, and Most Powerful Country on Earth” (h/t Byron Tau via upc).
  247. What Is Optimal?
  248. What’s the Difference Between a General and an Admiral?  – Dunno!
  249. What’s the Difference Between a Senator and a Representative?  – Dunno!
  250. When in Ireland, Do as the Irish Do….NO WAIT….BYOB (non-alcoholic)
  251. Whose “War on Women” is it Anyway?
  252. Will Halt The Rise of the Oceans
  253. Wouldn’t “Punish” His Daughters with a Baby AND Equates Pregnancy to an STD
  254. Wrong is Wrong, Whether it’s What He Said, or What the Transcript Says He Said
  255. WTF of the Day
  256. You Guys Make a Pretty Good Photo Op (h/t Mary)
  257. You Might be a Filthy Rich Cretin If….Oh Never Mind, the Math Doesn’t Really Work

~ Blonde Gator

(Originally posted at NewsBusters in the “Latest New” Forum)