Blonde Gator

1. 10,000 People (A Whole Town!) Died in Kansas ~ Oops, Overstated by 9,988
2. 30 Seconds of Pure Flopsweat Panic (h/t Iowahawk and motherbelt)
3. Abandons Poles’ Missile Defense on 70th Anniversary of the Soviet Invasion of Poland
4. Admits His Plan would Necessarily Cause Energy Prices to Skyrocket
5. Air Raiding Villages a la Yankee Air Pirates: Destroys Whole Afghan Villages!
6. All Ass, No Class
7. All My Friends In Chicago Were Jewish, Most Knowledgable Prez Evah about Judaism ~ h/t almostacowboy @ NewsBusters
8. Almost All of Our Allies “Punch Above Their Weight”!
9. Another Senior Moment
10. Armed Forces are “Fighting on MY Behalf”
11. ATMs Cause Unemployment
12. Automobile Expert ~ NOT!  (h/t CC)
13. Azzsploding Hypocricy ~ “We Will Not Apologize” (h/t Weasel Zippers)
14. Basketball Fan-And-Chief Congratulates Championship Team The Miami Heats
15. Bemoans the fact He’s NOT Emperor of the United States (h/t USMC8411)
16. Blames Hugo Chavez’s Election on (ta da) BUSH!  Oops.
17. Bloody Fingerprint Campaign Flag Quietly Removed
18. Blows off the Salute To Heroes (MOH) Inaugural Ball
19. Botched Toast ~ Babbles over “God Save The Queen”
20. Bowls like a Special Olympian
21. Bows to the Chicom President
22. Bows to the Emperor of Japan
23. Bows to the Mayor of Tampa
24. Bows to the President of Mexico (h/t Harrison J. Bounel @ Weasel Zippers)
25. Bows to the Saudi King
26. Breaches Military Protocol ~ Twice in One Week
27. Bungles Jobs Numbers (h/t Bob Keyser)
28. Burns up 9,000 gallons of Jet Fuel on Earth Day
29. Busted on the Lie about the Bust (of Sir Winston Churchill)
30. Calls Paul Ryan Jack Ryan
31. Can’t Change Washington from the Inside
32. Can’t Keep MOH Recipients Straight
33. Can’t Remember His Own Wife’s Name
34. Can’t Spell Ohio  (h/t BuzzFeed via Weasel Zippers)
35. Celebrates D-Day Fundraising (Not a Peep about D-Day for the 3rd Year in a Row).
36. Celebrates the Fifth of the Fourth
37. Channels Joe Biden ~ “Three Proud Words” (h/t Tugboat Phil)
38. Claims to be the only President in History to Try to Eliminate Unnecessary Regulations
39. Confuses “his” Christianity for “his Muslim faith”
40. Confuses Vulcan & Jedi Powers (h/t MOTUS)
41. Congratulates the FBI’s First Hundred Days
42. Constitutional Principles on Judiciary Written 20 Centuries Ago
43. Cops Acted Stupidly (@ 1:30)
44. Counts His Chickens
45. Damn that Pesky George!!!
46. Date Nights at a Quarter of a Million a Pop
47. Did He REALLY just call Palin a “Pig”??????
48. Disrespects the Flag and the National Anthem
49. Disrespect ~ Part Deux
50. Do As I Say, and Not As I do, When it Comes to the Dinner Tab (h/t strat).
51. Dr. Obama on the Causes of Autism
52. Doesn’t Know How Old His Daughter Is
53. Doesn’t Know the Difference Between Great Britain and England
54. Economic Plan:  Buy a Thingamajig
55. Economics 101 FAIL
56. Economics 101 FAIL ~ Part Deux
57. Egypt is Not an Ally, Nor an Enemy
58. Exaggerates about Military Small Unit Methods, Weapons, and Tactics in Afghanistan
59. Expects to be President for “Eight to Ten Years”
60. Faux White Sox Fan Can’t Name Favorite Players, Loves “Cominskey” Park
61. Flip Flops Like John Kerry…Was For Gay Marriage in 1996 – h/t Tom Blumer’s blog
62. Flip Flops Like John Kerry ~ Part Deux, within Four Hours
63. Flippantly Answers the “When Does Life Begin” Question ~ Above His Pay Grade
64. Flips Off Her Royal Clinton
65. Flips Off John McCain
66. Flubs Town Hall Host’s Name
67. Flubs the Name of the City He’s In
68. Flubs Yet Another Host’s Name
69. Flunks History (h/t Injainjuneer @ MOTUS)
70. Flunks Math
71. Flunks Math Part Deux (h/t PatAZ at MOTUS)
72. Folks Faint All the Time at My Meetings ~ Call the Paralegals! (h/t Par, Jules, ant & Ruk)
73. Foot in Mouth Disease ~ “Polish Death Camps”
74. Forgot to Duck ~ Too Busy Waving
75. For the First Time Ever, We’ve Made Military Families and Veterans a Top Priority.  Oops, I Could Be Wrong About That (h/t cajun)
76. Geographic Genius, NOT!  Hawaii is Now In Asia.  (note WH transcript from Hawaii, Obama thinks he’s “here in Asia”) para 13 from bottom
77. Geographic Genius, NOT ~ Part Deux.  Nation of Georgia is now Russia.
78. Geographic Genius, NOT!  Redux.  Kansas isn’t Texas, Barry.
79. Geographic Genius, NOT!  Part Four.  Malvinas is not the Maldives, Barry.
80. Get Yer Keys On! 
81. Gins up the Reason for his Birth In Selma (Bonus…Jive Accent)
82. Give Us Your Pizza Money!!!!!
83. Gives a Shout out to MOH who Isn’t
84. Gives Congress a Honey-Do List
85. Gives the Queen an iPod
86. Gives Thoughtless Gifts to Brit PM Brown and his Children
87. Goes All PC on Lady Liberty Poem
88. Graceful as a Gazelle
89. Gun Expert ~ NOT!!!!
90. Had an Imaginary Assignment to the Senate Banking Committee
91. Had an Uncle who Liberated Auschwitz
92. Har, Har, Har, $800 BN Wasn’t As Shovel Ready as We Thought ~ Hilarious!!!!!
93. Has Visited 57 States
94. Harvard Degree ~ Mechanical Engineering?  No, Definitely NOT!
95. Hates Old People
96. How to Keep All Those Wars Straight?
97. Hows it Going, Sunshine? ~ in Sunrise, Florida
98. Identifies a Whole New State (Eau Claire)
99. If I Can’t Dazzle Them With Brilliance, I’ll Baffle ‘em With BS
100. If Asking A Billionaire to Pay the Same Tax Rate as a Jew ~ Anti Semitic?  (Shrink friend calls it the Amytal Interview)
101. I’m Just Freakin’ Perfect Every Day, In Every Way.  If You Don’t Believe it, ASK ME!!!!   (a) through (m)
102. Inappropriate “Shout-Out” Before Addressing Fort Hood Shooting (linked video removed but another is HERE).
103. Inflate Your Tires to Cure ALL Our Energy Woes
104. Inserts Himself into Presidential Biographies
105. Inhaled Frequently.  That was the Point
106. Israel vs. Palestine = U.S. vs. Canada ~ What. Evs!!!
107. Insults French President Sarkozy ~ “Hope Your New Kid Isn’t Ugly Like You”
108. Insults the Poles, Again
109. Introduces Joe Biden as Next President
110. Israel is a Strong Friend of Israel’s ~ Whilst being Perfectly Clear
111. Israel’s Concern over Iranian Nuclear Capabilities is “Noise”
112. It’s Boca Raton (rah-tone), not “Boca” or “Boca Rat-ton”
113. Jesus is “a Son of God”, Such an Odd Thing for a Christian to Say
114. Jesus Must Be Covered Up, Such an Odd Thing for a Christian to Do
115. Knifes our Ally Great Britain, Again ~ This Time it’s Over The Falklands
116. Late, Very Very Late, to his Own Fundraiser (Yet Again)
117. Makes a Nasty Joke about Nancy Reagan and Seances
118. Makes Fun of Jessica Simpson’s Weight (search transcript on Jessica).
119. Math is Hard, Very Hard (h/t Par)
120. Medical Genius (Off Prompter)
121. Mentions His Sons, Multiple Times (h/t Injainjuneer @ MOTUS)
122. Mistakes a Window for a Door
123. Mocks Freshman Democrat ~ What a Jerk!
124. Mocks GOP Predecessor as a Technophobe ~ Oops, an Oft-Told Lie
125. Mocks Joe the Plumber
126. More Botched History ~ Emperor Hirohito Surrendered to MacArthur (h/t Greg)
127. Narcissist Much? Memorializes Neil Armstrong ~ By Posting a Picture of Himself using a Stock Photo  The Moon was Half Full Saturday Evening
128. Navy Corpse Man
129. Never Makes the Same Mistake Twice
130. Oaf of Office
131. Ogles La Derriere Like a Frenchman
132. Oh Wait…Robots Create Jobs with Unions (@ 1:35)
133. Omits God from Thanksgiving Day Address (Lucky Lady Apparently Blesses The Won’s House)
134. Oops!  Forgot the Wife Prop
135. Oops!  Ranks His Dog Bo Before His Mother-In Law
136. Oops!  Cites the Wrong National Motto (h/t Greg, see BG comments)
137. Panders to Hispanics…Rewrites History Again
138. Pesky Infrastructure Terms Like “Intercontinental” Trip Him Up
139. Pitches Like a Girl Whilst Wearing Mom Jeans….Wheeeee!!!!!
140. Proclaims Himself Commander AND Chief
141. Promotes Canada’s Prime Minister to a President
142. Refused to Visit the Troops Because No Media Was Allowed
143. Rehearsed Spontaneity – Biggest Phoney Evah!
144. Rehearsed Spontaneity – Part Deux  BONUS:  Mrs. Peperium Has the Vid!!
145. Renamed Chair of Democratic Governors
146. Reporters with Foreign Policy Questions are SOOO Annoying!
147. Say What?  Obama:  Problem is, We’re Producing TOO MUCH OIL AND GAS!
148. Scares the Crap out of New Yorkers
149. Scares a Marine Guard by Shaking His Hand
150. Screw Our Allies ~ I’m going with Hugo and Ortega on This One
151. Second Verse ~ Same as the First (or Barack the Parrot)
152. Second Verse ~ Same as the First (or Barack the Parrot) ~ Part Deux
153. Seeks Greater Inefficiencies in the Health Care System via Obamacare
154. Sees Dead People
155. Sends Form Letters of Condolence Signed By Electric Pen to SEaL Families
156. Serves Up Planted Vets at “Unscheduled” Diner Lunch
157. Shankopotomus (watch the Crackberry go flying)
158. Shankopotomus Part Deux….What’s that Called in Basketball?
159. Shankopotomus Part Trois…2 out of 22 kinda SUX!
160. Shuns 20th Century Freedom Fighter Lech Walesa
161. Signs the Wrong Year in Guest Book at Westminster Abbey
162. Sneezes While Defending ObamaCare ~ Blames Republicans
163. Snubs Brits by Returning the Bust of Winston Churchill
164. Someone Waging a KMA can’t Spell “Libya” (h/t our own Warner Todd Houston)
165. Speaks in “Shorthand” about the Supremes & Judicial Review
166. Speaks of His Presidency in the Past Tense
167. Staff Incompetence ~ Obama’s Limo Gets Stuck
168. Staff Incompetence Part Deux ~ Obama’s Ignorance of Geography is Apparently Virulent
169. Staff Incompetence Part Trois ~ Eliminates the Coal Industry Entirely (h/t and huge thanks to MOTUS for the assist)
170. Staff Incompetence Part Quatre ~ Can’t Spell Israel and Breaks IRS Fundraising Rules
171. Staff Incompetence Part Cinq ~ Iowa Photo Ops Mega Backfire (h/t IJJ @ MOTUS)
172. Staff Incompetence Part Six ~ More Geographic Ignorance, Erases Jerusalem and Biblical Territories
173. Staff Incompetence Part Sept ~ The Limo is Upd’d AGAIN!!!!
174. Sticks it to Israel
175. Sticks it to Israel and Netanyahu by Pre-empting Bibi’s Speech to Congress Within Hours of Bibi’s Departure to the US
176. Stiffs a BBQ Restaurant for Lunch Tab
177. Still Lying About Mommie’s Health Insurance “Problems”
178. Tackier than Wet Paint
179. The Bomb that fell on Pearl Harbor
180. The Buck Stops Here.  No Wait…Over There on George Bush’s Desk
181. The Middle East is Obviously an Issue That Has Plagued the Region for Centuries
182. The Time has Changed for Come
183. The Twoosh Master (h/t stratman)
184. Thinks “Victory” is a 4 Letter Word
185. Thinks Austrian is a Language
186. Thinks Biden is HAWT!
187. Thinks Europe is a Country
188. Thinks Speaking a Foreign Language is a Super-Power (h/t IJJ @ MOTUS)
189. Throws Out the Honored Guest with the Trash
190. Two Words to Define Campain 2012?  ~ “Our Vision For The Future.  That’s three words.  Four.” (last 2 paras).
191. Wants to Halt the Rise of Privacy
192. Wants Wind Turbines Manufactured “Here In China”
193. Was an Early Participant in the War on Women ~ and Never Apologized
194. Waves Like Alfred E. Neuman (h/t El Rushbo)
195. Waves Again ~ Speak to the Hand Part Deux
196. Waves Yet AGAIN ~ Speak to the Hand Part Trois
197. We are the Ones We’ve Been Waiting For
198. We Can’t Balance The Budget…w/o Tax Increases  ~  Um, Bernanke Disagrees
199. “We never need an excuse for a good party.” ~ Now Let’s Fire this Baby Up!  (Obama Prematurely Celebrates Hanukkha)
200. What Is Optimal?
201. What’s the Difference Between a General and an Admiral?  – Dunno!
202. What’s the Difference Between a Senator and a Representative?  – Dunno!
203. When in Ireland, Do as the Irish Do….NO WAIT….BYOB (non-alcoholic)
204. Whose “War on Women” is it Anyway?
205. Will Halt The Rise of the Oceans
206. Wouldn’t “Punish” His Daughters with a Baby AND Equates Pregnancy to an STD
207. Wrong is Wrong, Whether it’s What He Said, or What the Transcript Says He Said
208. WTF of the Day
209. You Guys Make a Pretty Good Photo Op (h/t Mary)
210. You Might be a Filthy Rich Cretin If….Oh Never Mind, the Math Doesn’t Really Work

~ Blonde Gator

(Originally posted at NewsBusters in the “Latest New” Forum)