Handy Reference Guide to Obama’s Gaffes and Goofs

  1. 10,000 People (A Whole Town!) Died in Kansas ~ Oops, Overstated by 9,988
  2. 30 Seconds of Pure Flopsweat Panic (h/t Iowahawk and motherbelt)
  3. Abandons Poles’ Missile Defense on 70th Anniversary of the Soviet Invasion of Poland
  4. Admits His Plan would Necessarily Cause Energy Prices to Skyrocket
  5. Ah-So!  Um, actually it’s “Oso”, as in the Spanish Word for “Bear
  6. Air Raiding Villages a la “Yankee Air Pirates”: Destroys Whole Afghan Villages!
  7. All Ass, No Class
  8. All My Friends In Chicago Were Jewish, Most Knowledgable Preezy Evah!! about Judaism ~ h/t almostacowboy @ NewsBusters
  9. Almost All of Our Allies “Punch Above Their Weight”!
  10. Amazed by Credit Card Machine
  11. America is one of the “Largest Muslim Countries in the World”
  12. Another Senior Moment
  13. Another Tax Payer Funded Earth Day Safari
  14. Armed Forces are “Fighting on MY Behalf”
  15. “ATMs Cause Unemployment”
  16. Automobile Expert ~ NOT!  (h/t CC)
  17. Azzsploding Hypocricy ~ “We Will Not Apologize” (h/t Weasel Zippers)
  18. Bad Timing, Per the Usual  (h/t Injainjuneers @ MOTUS)
  19. Bank Tellers are an Extinct Species
  20. Basketball Fan-And-Chief Congratulates Championship Team The “Miami Heats
  21. Bemoans the fact He’s NOT Emperor of the United States (h/t USMC8411)
  22. Blames Hugo Chavez’s Election on (ta da) BUSH!  Oops.
  23. Bloody Fingerprint Campaign Flag Quietly Removed
  24. Blows off the Salute To Heroes (MOH) Inaugural Ball
  25. Botched Toast ~ Babbles over “God Save The Queen”
  26. Bowls like a Special Olympian
  27. Bows to a Robot In Japan
  28. Bows to the Chicom President
  29. Bows to the Emperor of Japan
  30. Bows to the Mayor of Tampa
  31. Bows to the Palistinian Honor Guard ~ h/t MOTUS
  32. Bows to the President of Mexico (h/t Harrison J. Bounel @ Weasel Zippers)
  33. Bows to the Saudi King
  34. Breaches Military Protocol ~ Twice in One Week
  35. Bungles Jobs Numbers (h/t Bob Keyser)
  36. Bungles MOH Recipient
  37. Burns up 9,000 gallons of Jet Fuel on Earth Day
  38. Burns 9,000+ gallons of Jet Fuel on Earth Day, Again.  Hypocrite Much?
  39. Busted on the Lie about the Bust (of Sir Winston Churchill)
  40. Calls Afghan President by Predecessor’s Name ~ h/t Weasel Zippers via PatAZ
  41. Calls Paul Ryan “Jack Ryan”
  42. “Can’t Change Washington from the Inside
  43. Can’t Keep MOH Recipients Straight
  44. Can’t Remember His Own Wife’s Name
  45. Can’t Spell Ohio  (h/t BuzzFeed via Weasel Zippers)
  46. Can’t Spell Respect, Either
  47. Celebrates D-Day Fundraising (Not a Peep about D-Day for the 3rd Year in a Row).
  48. Celebrates the “Fifth of the Fourth”
  49. Channels Joe Biden ~ “Three Proud Words” (h/t Tugboat Phil)
  50. Claims to be the only President in History to Try to Eliminate Unnecessary Regulations
  51. Compares Himself to Washington, Lincoln, & FDR ~ oops!  At the end of “their” wars FDR & Lincoln had died in office, and Washington hadn’t yet been inaugurated.
  52. Confuses British Chancellor ‘George’ Osborne with R&B singer ‘Jeffrey’ Osborne ~ 3 Times!  (h/t Noel Sheppard)
  53. Confuses “his” Christianity for “his Muslim faith”
  54. Confuses Vulcan & Jedi Powers (h/t MOTUS)
  55. Congratulates the FBI’s First Hundred Days
  56. Constitutional Principles on Judiciary Written 20 Centuries Ago
  57. “Cops Acted Stupidly” (@ 1:30)
  58. Counts His Chickens
  59. Damn that Pesky George!!!
  60. Date Nights at a Quarter of a Million a Pop
  61. Did He REALLY just call Palin a “Pig”??????
  62. Disrespects the Flag and the National Anthem
  63. Disrespect ~ Part Deux
  64. Do As I Say, and Not As I do, When it Comes to the Dinner Tab (h/t strat).
  65. Do as I Say, and Not As I Do ~ Part Deux (h/t injainjuneers @ MOTUS)
  66. D’oh! We Only Have One Planet ~ h/t PatAZ
  67. Dr. Obama on the Causes of Autism
  68. Doesn’t Know How Old His Daughter Is
  69. Doesn’t Know the Difference Between Great Britain and England
  70. Economic Plan:  Buy a Thingamajig
  71. Economics 101 FAIL
  72. Economics 101 FAIL ~ Part Deux
  73. Egypt is Not an Ally, Nor an Enemy
  74. Europe is a (Developing) Country!!!! ~ h/t PatAZ
  75. Exaggerates about Military Small Unit Methods, Weapons, and Tactics in Afghanistan
  76. Expects to be President for “Eight to Ten Years”
  77. Explains Natural Gas Weapon to Use Against Russia.  Not.  h/t upc
  78. Faux White Sox Fan Can’t Name Favorite Players, Loves “Cominskey” Park
  79. “Fish Swim in the Middle of the Streets in Miami on a Sunny, Flooding Day” ~ Global News Conference
  80. Flip Flops Like John Kerry…Was For Gay Marriage in 1996h/t Tom Blumer’s blog
  81. Flip Flops Like John Kerry ~ Part Deux, within Four Hours
  82. Flippantly Answers the “When Does Life Begin” Question ~ Above His Pay Grade
  83. Flips Off Her Royal Clinton
  84. Flips Off John McCain
  85. Flubs Town Hall Host’s Name
  86. Flubs the Name of the City He’s In
  87. Flubs Yet Another Host’s Name
  88. Flunks History (h/t Injainjuneer @ MOTUS)
  89. Flunks Math
  90. Flunks Math Part Deux (h/t PatAZ at MOTUS)
  91. “Folks Faint All the Time at My Meetings” ~ Call the Paralegals! (h/t Par, Jules, ant & Ruk)
  92. Foot in Mouth Disease ~ “Polish Death Camps”
  93. Forgot to Duck ~ Too Busy Waving
  94. For the First Time Ever, We’ve Made Military Families and Veterans a Top Priority.  Oops, I Could Be Wrong About That (h/t cajun)
  95. Geographic Genius, NOT!  Hawaii is Now In Asia.  (note WH transcript from Hawaii, Obama thinks he’s “here in Asia”) para 13 from bottom
  96. Geographic Genius, NOT ~ Part Deux.  Nation of Georgia is now Russia.
  97. Geographic Genius, NOT!  Redux.  Kansas isn’t Texas, Barry.
  98. Geographic Genius, NOT!  Part Four.  Malvinas is not the Maldives, Barry.
  99. Geographic Genius, NOT!  Part Five.  Monroe OK was not Devastated by a Tornado (h/t miss911ninja @ NB)
  100. Geographic Genius, NOT!  Part Six.  Charlotte, Jacksonville & Savannah are NOT Gulf Ports.  (h/t Bob Keyser)
  101. Geographic Genius, NOT!  Part Seven.  Calls the DR the Dominican Republican.  (h/t Weasel Zippers via Cajun 2)
  102. Get Yer Keys On! 
  103. Gins up the Reason for his Birth In Selma (WOOT!…Jive Accent)  BONUS coverage.
  104. Give Us Your Pizza Money!!!!!
  105. Gives a Shout out to MOH who Isn’t
  106. Gives Congress a Honey-Do List
  107. Gives the Queen an iPod
  108. Gives Thoughtless Gifts to Brit PM Brown and his Children
  109. Goes All PC on Lady Liberty Poem
  110. Graceful as a Gazelle
  111. Gun Expert ~ NOT!!!!
  112. Had an Imaginary Assignment to the Senate Banking Committee
  113. Had an Uncle who Liberated Auschwitz
  114. Har, Har, Har, $800+ BN Wasn’t As Shovel Ready as We Thought ~ Hilarious!!!!!
  115. Has Visited 57 States
  116. Harvard Degree ~ Mechanical Engineering?  No, Definitely NOT!
  117. Hates Old People
  118. Hypocrisy 101 ~ Slams Private Schools & Clubs, Graduated From 3 of Them, Sends Kids to Another, and Plays Golf There as Well
  119. How to Keep All Those Wars Straight?
  120. “Hows it Going, Sunshine?” ~ in Sunrise, Florida
  121. Identifies a Whole New State (Eau Claire)
  122. If I Can’t Dazzle Them With Brilliance, I’ll Baffle ’em With BS
  123. If Asking A Billionaire to Pay the Same Tax Rate as a Jew ~ Anti Semitic?  (Shrink friend calls it the Amytal Interview)
  124. I’m Just Freakin’ Perfect Every Day, In Every Way.  If You Don’t Believe it, ASK ME!!!!   (a) through (m)
  125. Inappropriate “Shout-Out” Before Addressing Fort Hood Shooting (linked video removed but another is HERE).
  126. In Baton Rouge, “Thank You, New Orleans!”
  127. Inflate Your Tires to Cure ALL Our Energy Woes
  128. Inserts Himself into Presidential Biographies
  129. Inhaled Frequently.  That was the Point
  130. Israel vs. Palestine = U.S. vs. Canada ~ What. Evs!!!
  131. Insults French President Sarkozy ~ “Hope Your New Kid Isn’t Ugly Like You”
  132. Insults the Poles, Again
  133. Introduces Joe Biden as Next President
  134. Israel is a Strong Friend of Israel’s ~ Whilst being Perfectly Clear
  135. Israel’s Concern over Iranian Nuclear Capabilities is “Noise”
  136. Is the Al Gore of Health Care ~ h/t Lili
  137. It’s Boca Raton (rah-tone), not “Boca” or “Boca Rat-ton”
  138. Jesus is “a Son of God”, Such an Odd Thing for a Christian to Say
  139. Jesus Must Be Covered Up, Such an Odd Thing for a Christian to Do
  140. Knifes our Ally Great Britain, Again ~ This Time it’s Over The Falklands
  141. Late Again
  142. Late, Very Very Late, to his Own Fundraiser (Yet Again)
  143. Makes a Nasty Joke about Nancy Reagan and Seances
  144. Makes Fun of Jessica Simpson’s Weight (search transcript on Jessica).
  145. Math is Hard, Very Hard (h/t Par)
  146. Medical Genius (Off Prompter)
  147. Mentions His Sons, Multiple Times (h/t Injainjuneer @ MOTUS)
  148. Mistakes a Window for a Door
  149. Mocks Freshman Democrat ~ What a Jerk!
  150. Mocks GOP Predecessor as a Technophobe ~ Oops, an Oft-Told Lie
  151. Mocks Joe the Plumber
  152. More Botched History ~ Emperor Hirohito Surrendered to MacArthur (h/t Greg)
  153. “My Word is Law”, Uh…No!  (h/t Par for the Course)
  154. Narcissist Much? Memorializes Neil Armstrong ~ By Posting a Picture of Himself using a Stock Photo  The Moon was Half Full Saturday Evening
  155. Navy Corpse Man
  156. Never Makes the Same Mistake Twice
  157. Oaf of Office
  158. Ogles La Derriere Like a Frenchman
  159. Oh Wait…Robots Create Jobs with Unions (@ 1:35)
  160. Omits God from Thanksgiving Day Address (Lucky Lady Apparently Blesses The Won’s House)
  161. Oops! Dunno How That Visa Waiver Program Works.
  162. Oops!  Forgot the Wife Prop
  163. Oops!  Ranks His Dog Bo Before His Mother-In Law
  164. Oops!  Cites the Wrong National Motto (h/t Greg, see BG comments)
  165. Panders to Hispanics…Rewrites History Again
  166. Pesky Infrastructure Terms Like “Intercontinental” Trip Him Up
  167. Pitches Like a Girl Whilst Wearing Mom Jeans….Wheeeee!!!!!
  168. Prancercize Gone Bad
  169. Proclaims Himself Commander AND Chief
  170. Promotes Canada’s Prime Minister to a President
  171. Quotes Founding Father Jane Madison
  172. Refused to Visit the Troops Because No Media Was Allowed
  173. Rehearsed Spontaneity – Biggest Phoney Evah!
  174. Rehearsed Spontaneity – Part Deux  BONUS:  Mrs. Peperium Has the Vid!!
  175. Renamed Chair of Democratic Governors
  176. Reporters with Foreign Policy Questions are SOOO Annoying!
  177. Says ’14 Winter Olympians Should be Judged on the Track, in the Swimming Pool, & on the Balance Beam ~ HT/MOTUS
  178. Says Holder’s Wife is an “Obi Gynee” ~ h/t PatAZ
  179. Say What?  Obama:  Problem is, We’re Producing TOO MUCH OIL AND GAS!
  180. Scares the Crap out of New Yorkers
  181. Scares a Marine Guard by Shaking His Hand
  182. Screw Our Allies ~ I’m going with Hugo and Ortega on This One
  183. Second Verse ~ Same as the First (or Barack the Parrot)
  184. Second Verse ~ Same as the First (or Barack the Parrot) ~ Part Deux
  185. Seeks Greater Inefficiencies in the Health Care System via Obamacare
  186. Sees Dead People
  187. Sends Form Letters of Condolence Signed By Electric Pen to SEaL Families
  188. Serves Up Planted Vets at “Unscheduled” Diner Lunch
  189. Shankopotomus (watch the Crackberry go flying)
  190. Shankopotomus Part Deux….What’s that Called in Basketball?
  191. Shankopotomus Part Trois…2 out of 22 kinda SUX!
  192. Shankopotomus Part Quatre….0 for 4 SUX, Too  h/t succotash
  193. Shuns 20th Century Freedom Fighter Lech Walesa
  194. Signs the Wrong Year in Guest Book at Westminster Abbey
  195. Smartest Man in the World Can’t Pronounce “Napoli” ~ h/t MB
  196. Smartest Man in the World can’t Pronounce “Ebola” ~ h/t Cajun_2
  197. Sneezes While Defending ObamaCare ~ Blames Republicans
  198. Snubs Brits by Returning the Bust of Winston Churchill
  199. Someone Waging a KMA can’t Spell “Libya” (h/t our own Warner Todd Houston)
  200. Speaks in “Shorthand” about the Supremes & Judicial Review
  201. Speaks of His Presidency in the Past Tense
  202. Staff Incompetence ~ Obama’s Limo Gets Stuck
  203. Staff Incompetence Part Deux ~ Obama’s Ignorance of Geography is Apparently Virulent
  204. Staff Incompetence Part Trois ~ Eliminates the Coal Industry Entirely (h/t and huge thanks to MOTUS for the assist)
  205. Staff Incompetence Part Quatre ~ Can’t Spell Israel and Breaks IRS Fundraising Rules
  206. Staff Incompetence Part Cinq ~ Iowa Photo Ops Mega Backfire (h/t IJJ @ MOTUS)
  207. Staff Incompetence Part Six ~ More Geographic Ignorance, Erases Jerusalem and Biblical Territories
  208. Staff Incompetence Part Sept ~ The Limo is Upd’d AGAIN!!!!
  209. Sticks it to Israel
  210. Sticks it to Israel and Netanyahu by Pre-empting Bibi’s Speech to Congress Within Hours of Bibi’s Departure to the US
  211. Stiffs a BBQ Restaurant for Lunch Tab
  212. Still Lying About Mommie’s Health Insurance “Problems”
  213. SSDY ~ Another Earthday Carbonpalooza
  214. Tackier than Wet Paint
  215. Tells REALLY Flat Jokes
  216. The Bomb that fell on Pearl Harbor
  217. The Buck Stops Here.  No Wait…Over There on George Bush’s Desk
  218. The Middle East is Obviously an Issue That Has Plagued the Region for Centuries
  219. The REAL Meaning of Christmas ~ Loving Tiny Trees
  220. The Time has Changed for Come
  221. The Twoosh Master (h/t stratman)
  222. Thinks “E Pluribus Unum” is the Official National Motto
  223. Thinks George Washington Actually lived in the White House ~ h/t Tom Blumer
  224. Thinks “Talking Heads” are on RADIO! ~ h/t The Vet
  225. Thinks the White House is HIS House
  226. Thinks “Victory” is a 4 Letter Word
  227. Thinks Austrian is a Language
  228. Thinks Biden is HAWT!
  229. Thinks Europe is a Country
  230. Thinks Putin Headed the KGB.  NOT! h/t Scott Whitlock @ NB)
  231. Thinks Speaking a Foreign Language is a Super-Power (h/t IJJ @ MOTUS)
  232. Throws Out the Honored Guest with the Trash
  233. Two Words to Define Campain 2012?  ~ “Our Vision For The Future.  That’s three words.  Four.” (last 2 paras).
  234. “United States is 200 – ERR, 50 Years Old”
  235. Wants to Halt the Rise of Privacy
  236. Wants Wind Turbines Manufactured “Here In China”
  237. Was an Early Participant in the War on Women ~ and Never Apologized
  238. Waves Like Alfred E. Neuman (h/t El Rushbo)
  239. Waves Again ~ Speak to the Hand Part Deux
  240. Waves Yet AGAIN ~ Speak to the Hand Part Trois
  241. Waves Yet AGAIN AGAIN ~ Speak to the Hand Part Quatre  h/t Lili48 @ MOTUS
  242. We are the Ones We’ve Been Waiting For
  243. We Can’t Balance The Budget…w/o Tax Increases  ~  Um, Bernanke Disagrees
  244. “We never need an excuse for a good party.” ~ Now Let’s Fire this Baby Up!  (Obama Prematurely Celebrates Hanukkha)
  245. “We’re Speeding Up the Training of ISIL Forces”
  246. “We’re the Largest, and Most Powerful Country on Earth” (h/t Byron Tau via upc).
  247. What Is Optimal?
  248. What’s the Difference Between a General and an Admiral?  – Dunno!
  249. What’s the Difference Between a Senator and a Representative?  – Dunno!
  250. When in Ireland, Do as the Irish Do….NO WAIT….BYOB (non-alcoholic)
  251. Whose “War on Women” is it Anyway?
  252. Will Halt The Rise of the Oceans
  253. Wouldn’t “Punish” His Daughters with a Baby AND Equates Pregnancy to an STD
  254. Wrong is Wrong, Whether it’s What He Said, or What the Transcript Says He Said
  255. WTF of the Day
  256. You Guys Make a Pretty Good Photo Op (h/t Mary)
  257. You Might be a Filthy Rich Cretin If….Oh Never Mind, the Math Doesn’t Really Work

~ Blonde Gator

(Originally posted at NewsBusters in the “Latest New” Forum)


52 Responses to “Handy Reference Guide to Obama’s Gaffes and Goofs”

  1. avatar CCG says:

    Golfs on Memorial Day. Leaves debt ceiling meetings. Says uhms, ahs and Me, I, Mine too may times in short speeches. Leaves Billy Clinton standing at the press conference because he needs to meet Michelle. Oh the list is so long…..

  2. avatar PatAZ says:

    Left Netanyahu cooling his heels to have meal with Michelle.
    Can’t figure out how to get the umbrella thru the gate.

  3. avatar PatAZ says:

    Tossed a rose at 9/11 Memorial, rather than ceremonially placing it. How rude is that?

  4. avatar MOTUS says:

    I heard this from Sondrakistan,(http://www.sondrakistan.com/?p=7855) butt I can confirm it: “…Obama has only walked out of two meetings – both with Jews…”

  5. Thank you so much for sharing!

  6. avatar CC says:

    Think you’re missing this one.

    The US invented the automobile.

    • avatar Blonde Gator says:

      Thanks, CC! You are correct. Banner day today, I started at 148 & shall end at 151.

      I’ll add this one when I get back….headed to a b’day party.

  7. avatar Beth says:

    I am posting one a day on my FB wall. 🙂

    • avatar Blonde Gator says:

      Thanks, Beth!

      Hope you are going to enjoy the next half a year (but hopefully, we’ll only need a fraction of that half year)! Cheers.

  8. avatar Systemic Necrosis says:

    #157 – I recall a speech Prez O gave with lots of ‘uhs’, ‘ers’ and ‘and uhs’…
    seven minutes of stumbles in a forty-one minute speech…
    is a short clip.
    I read/heard a longer clip at rushlimbaugh.com when it first happened, but to get it now you’ld have to pay for his 24/7 access.

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  12. avatar Carl Bolander says:

    http://northsaintpaulnews.com/2012/05/06/obamas-gaff-list-can-you-think-find-any-more/ I think this guy has you way beat at 188….maybe you can take some more. HA!

    • avatar Blonde Gator says:

      Ha ha ha….that moron wouldn’t know a gaff(e) if it reached out and stabbed him in the head. I’ve already schooled him on numerous occasions, on internet etiquette (stealing other people’s work), spelling, grammar, etc. He’s the one that plagiarized my blog, you idiot.

      Don’t believe it? Look at the original dates of our respective blogs, Buckwheat.

      So nice of you to stop by and defend your “friend”, though. Now run back and tell him I kicked YOUR ass too. Oh yeah, and tell the big man to quit being such a little girl and approve MY comments on his blog.

      Riiiiiight….that’ll never happen.

      Begone girly-man friend of the uber girly-man, plagiarizing blogger. My God, you bozos are tiresome.

    • avatar Amy says:

      Carl you mean the guy who stole from Blonde and then was so cowardly he had to block everyone who called him on it? That putz?

  13. avatar Karl says:

    I with you 100% BUT, we have to be careful not to misquote ever. When he said “Cinco de quattro”, it’s not that he didn’t know “Cinco de Mayo” The reality was that they were forced to celebrate Cinco De Mayo on the fourth and he was making a comment on that. Fair is fair.

    For what it’s worth, I’m not REMOTELY defending him. Just making sure our argument is above reproach

    • avatar Blonde Gator says:

      Fair enough, but he did say “fifth of the fourth”, not “fifth on the fourth”.

      Welcome, Karl!!!!

    • avatar WilliamPenn says:

      Karl, seriously, “Fourth of May” is “Cuarto de mayo”, not whatever gobble-de-gook Obama meant by “Cinco de quattro”, which makes no sense in Spanish. The man’s an international embarrassment.

  14. avatar WilliamPenn says:

    Obama is affirmative action’s finest product.

  15. avatar David says:

    Help.. my DISQUIS on NB was banned and I can’t seem to figure out why. No response from NB.. I’m Freedom1967.. I know you’re a moderator and was hoping you could look into it or tell me why.. I check my recent post and there was nothing that was outlandish or abusive. Just curious why it happened..

  16. avatar Greg says:

    Hey Blonde Gator… great list. I have one too (about 65 or so) and thought I’d toss a few out for you to check. I looked over your list fairly quick, so I may have missed that you have these – but here are a few:
    * Thinks Great Britain and England are the same
    * Thinks Canada has a president
    * Embarrasing moment when he couldn’t open a door in Bali
    * Equates his terrible bowling to Special Olympics on Leno
    * Thinks our national motto is “E Pluribus Unum”
    * Thought Emporer Hirohito was on the battleship Missouri signing Japanese terms of surrender
    * Doesn’t know the difference between ‘transcontinental’ and ‘intercontinental’
    * Restaurant that Obama brags was saved by the stimulus closes the following week after 70 years of business
    * Relates that he presented the Medal of Honor personally to Afghanistan war hero Jared Monti – KIA 6-21-06

    You may have a couple of those already, but thought I’d let you check.
    Have a good one!

    • avatar Blonde Gator says:

      Thanks, Greg. I think I have most of them, but I know for sure I don’t have “E Pluribus Unum”, nor the Battleship Missouri one.

      You have a good one too, and please come back soon!

  17. avatar Barney Franken (@BarneyFranken) says:

    Hi BG,

    got another one for you:


    he makes the same face in about 100 photo ops. Its totally creepy and disturbing.

  18. avatar Rick Hoover says:

    Why don’t we band together like the liberal Dems. Seems that every time something is defending Obama, we stand by? We can’t let him back for another 4 yrs.

  19. avatar Gu says:

    In May of this year, it was reported in Time Magazine (Tony Karon, Time Magazine, May 21, 2012) that he “urged” Karzai to accelerate negotiations with the Taliban for a political solution to the war in Afghanistan.

    The Taliban hates the US and they have no qualms with murdering women, children, non-Muslims and gays.

    So it appears that the President Obama (the defender of women and gay rights) wants the Afghanistan government to work with terrorists that enjoy killing American troops.

  20. avatar USMC8411 says:

    Hey Blonde!

    There is a new app out there for the iPhone called “Obama: In his own words.” It supposedly has all of his mistakes, lies, gaffes, etc… live “in his own words” for when you tell a lib about the truth and they try to deny it!

    Only for iPhone, but droid app coming soon. (Yay!)

    Great job as usual. When he gets the boot this November, you may have to switch to Marine jokes! I ran out of fingers for the kaptcha thing, so I had to go to the calcuator. Couldn’t find the power button…

    • avatar Blonde Gator says:

      LOL, they’d saved themselves a lot of time just linking here, huh? BTW, I added two more this a.m., only 12 more to reach my goal of 200 before the election.

      Thanks for stopping by!

      • avatar USMC8411 says:

        The guy who made the app is from Boson, and I heard about it on local radio!

        Here is the link. Hope it helps! http://itunes.apple.com/us/app/obama-in-his-own-words/id515820642

        Yes, I have a droid. Droid app on the way.

        By the way, it will not be an election in November. It will be a rejection in November of the golfing BIG EARED kid!

        I’m in Massatoilet dealing with Chief Red Herring vs Scott Brown. Herring was liarwatha’s maiden name. She CANNOT be allowed to take that seat high cheek bones or not!!!!

        Later BG!

  21. avatar upcountrywater says:

    Aloha Blonde,
    Say, how about compiling the data in levels of brain twisting kookiness.
    My number one post would be …. YOU DIDN’T BUILD THAT….
    However in light of ….President Barack Obama says the U.S. would not consider Egypt an ally, “but we don’t consider them an enemy.”

    I’m just not sure what gets the all time spot… now, wow lau lau..

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  23. avatar USMC8411 says:

    Have you seen the most recent proclamation by the preezie?


    If you get a chance, please send an email.

  24. avatar Goldie T. says:

    Cool, funny, very SMART list. Must’ve taken a lot of time to compile.

    • avatar Blonde Gator says:

      Thanks, Goldie. It took a few hours when I originally started it, and had about 42 items that I found. Then my internet pals kept feeding me suggestions, and of course Obama keeps sticking his foot in his mouth. It’s been a lot of fun, I just wish I’d been able to STOP last November.

  25. avatar USMC8411 says:

    Check THIS out Blondie! Oh how soon we all forget when being distracted by agenda driven liberals…


  26. avatar PatAZ says:

    I just saw on Facebook that O said the U.S. and Europe were “developing countries”. Sounds like a gaffe to me. Butt then, he is a gaffe.

  27. I want to to thank you for this great read!! I definitely loved
    every little bit of it. I’ve got you book marked to check out new stuff you post…

  28. avatar Rational Db8 says:

    Hi Blonde Gator,

    Just a heads up – your number 25, bows to Mexican president is broken (and gives a McAfee site advisory warning too). It’s also no longer showing the photo at weasle zippers (probably because it came from the same no longer working referred to site).

    Here’s a working link to the story with a photo: http://www.breitbart.com/Big-Government/2012/06/19/Obama-Bows-To-Mexican-President

  29. avatar The Vet says:

    President Obama: “…all of us need to stop focusing on the lobbyists, and the bloggers, and the talking heads on radio…”

    Talking heads are on TV. Dummy.


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  33. avatar PatAZ says:

    Did you see that O said we only have one planet? I didn’t see that listed, but I didn’t read them all again. And once again, on Earth Day, he tweets out a picture of himself, scoring 3 points. Yeah, that helps the earth.