Why I’m Not an Obama Fan

A teacher asked her 6th grade class how many of them were Obama fans.

Not really knowing what an Obama fan is, but wanting to be liked by the teacher, all the kids raised their hands except for Little Johnny.
The teacher asked Little Johnny why he has decided to be different..again.

Little Johnny said, “Because I’m not an Obama fan.”

The teacher asked, “Why aren’t you a fan of Obama?” Johnny said, “Because I’m a Republican.”

The teacher asked him why he’s a Republican. Little Johnny answered, “Well, my Mom’s a Republican and my Dad’s a Republican, so I’m a Republican.”

Annoyed by this answer, the teacher asked, “If your mom was a moron and your dad was an idiot, what would that make you?”

With a big smile, Little Johnny replied, “That would make me an Obama fan.”

(h/t to my sister of another mother, the Wrathful Brunette)

~ Blonde Gator

4 Responses to “Why I’m Not an Obama Fan”

  1. avatar Brunette says:

    You illustrated it.

    LOVE.

    ROFLMAO

  2. avatar Rob Jones says:

    From the mouths of babes…. :)

    Ran across this while looking to see if *anyone* was paying any attention to the “cracker counties” comment or if it had blown past unheralded.

    Funny part is that it slid by unchallenged by anyone on NBC the same night MSNBCs Rachel Maddow went into cardiac arrest because Gingrich referenced the presidents little singing debut by remarking that he wasnt going to try to compete on that event, as he wasnt running for entertainer-in-chief, he’s running for president.

    Maddow pronounced that as a “racist” comment by virtue of it having clearly been a “minstrelsy” reference. Having heard it live, i must admit that nefarious racist overtone somehow slipped by me entirely. Then again, Maddow seems to consider anything that isnt abject praise of “The One” as racist… So maybe its her irony meter that needs the tuneup, not mine.

    Good luck on your blog… Looks like i’ll stop by to see more. Thanks ~ Rob

    • avatar Blonde Gator says:

      Thanks, Rob.

      If you hit the search box, above, and type in “gaffes”, it will take you to my now (somewhat infamous) List of Obama’s Gaffes and Goofs, currently numbering 108 (and counting). I have been seriously contemplating doing a “racist code” list, but every time I do, it gives me a headache. There’s so much flinging of the race card going on that I’m not sure I’m up to it…it’s kind of like trying to document Joe Biden’s gaffes!!!

      Oh, and thanks for stopping by.

  3. avatar Rob Jones says:

    Documenting Biden’s would be a full time job. I’ll get a look at the Obama list… though it can’t be as entertaining.

    Drop a line if you ever need a hand with that racist code. Got my decoder ring on back-order in anticipation.

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